On the internet, from behind a pseudonym.

I’ve often wondered about that.

“Hey, I’ll just jam my fingers/piton/whatever into this crack in the rock. Hey wait, why is there a crack heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere. Splat.”

Well shit then, clearly we should prevent anyone from selling stuff that people could get addicted to, right?

Throws a better punch than 99% of MLB players who rush the mound.

At one point I was worried that the people in my section were going to rush the field to get closer to the giant flamethrowers. It was a little nippy.

I skimmed this an was concerned for your safety, associating with anyone who would put out an “Erotic Crap Calendar”.

Imagine my relief.

Look! I built a robot that screams “You’re a loser” every time I walk by!

It is important to have your mass murder simulator reflect the correct moral values.

I should also hasten to add that this isn’t new. Way back in the 80's, my high school buddy Scott was well on his way to a career in petty violent crime. After beating Scott at a game of Karate Champ, an unwise strange arcade-goer started shit talking, only to discover that his getting punched in the actual teeth was…

This all seems to be in good fun. But sometimes I’m perplexed by the tendency for some in the fighting game community to mistake being good at fighting games for being actual tough guys.

according to a Washington Post story from last year, testing-whiling-driving is pretty common behavior among drivers, including Uber and Lyft drivers.

The real question should be, why the fuck should anyone get a tax deduction for a “donation” that is essentially just part of the price of a sports seasons ticket.

Steer? Nah.
Brake? Nah.
Fumble for the door handle after the crash? Sure, why not.

“We teach these young men the importance of commitment. Specifically, how much it sucks when your coach bails on his commitment.”

What kind of monster says “Have a catch”?

Are were sure Ben’s Cat is dead? Has Schrodinger looked in the box to be sure?

Lee, a senior from Dothan, Ala. majoring in criminal justice

Until they introduce full looting of player corpses, it’ll be the weak cousin of DikuMUD. ;)

What the hell happened to Overwatch? When it came out, I really enjoyed the non-toxic community but as soon as they introduced competitive, it’s like brain-sucking aliens replaced everyone with assholes.

And yet, people still want flying cars...