crymorenoob
CrymoreNoob
crymorenoob

It never ceases to amaze me how many people who clearly have no clue how to fight still start fights.

Buy 1,000,000 shares of Blackberry and let it ride!

Unfortunately, anyone stupid enough to believe that the Olympics will bring $11 billion to LA is stupid enough to bid on the Olympics.

Did you, I dunno, talk to him about the apparent total lack of security?

Also, I didn’t get the reference to it taking “only” 7 minutes for the fire to reach the passenger compartment. If your car catches fire and you’re still in it 7 minutes later, I’d say you probably have a bigger problem on the go.

At first I was like, “What a great idea to raise money for veterans groups” but then reality set in.

I should say that the online experience I’m talking about above was before the era of “Swipe Right” apps, when the process was at least a little more substantial. You’d at least read the person’s profile and then maybe exchange some “email” or messages.

I’d be really freaked out to be plunged back into that pool today

If we do eventually get a decent downtown arena, I might go again, but a few shitty experiences of driving to/parking at the Palladium, er, Corel Center, er, Cheap Hardware Store Center turned me off attending expensive Senators games years ago.

I won’t tell you any of those things. You are right, building a happy functional relationship is hard, and it’s made harder by today’s apparent need for everything to happen quickly. For what it’s worth, when I finally started online dating in my 40's after a divorce, I went really slowly.

I wonder why we aren’t hearing the same roars of outrage about why the President’s wife had to cover her head when meeting with a foreign potentate as we do when they are in Muslim countries.

Oh right, he’s Christian and white, so it’s all cool.

Reddit: Come for the 1998 user experience, stay for the sophisticated discussion.

Well, we are assured that he is an honorable man, presumably unlike those greedy kids.

I am so fucking sick of the misuse of the work “mistake”.

Punching your PIN into an ATM incorrectly is a mistake. Defrauding your employer of tens of thousands of dollars and repeatedly lying about is not.

Good thing he’s a student athlete where he has a coach who can teach him important lessons about being a man and..... hahahahahaha, nah, I can’t even pretend to do that with a straight face.

They often try and pretend that these bills are somehow about protecting children from predators in public washrooms.

If you actually want to ban a specific group of people from public washrooms in order to protect kids from pedophiles, statistically you should start with priests, not trans people.

I love those static electricity balls at science fairs. I notice that this one isn’t powerful enough to affect Trump’s “hair”.

Yo, Big Brawler shoes goes on sale next month. They look like Crocs but cost $750.

When people blurt shit out in a stressful moment they always say, “That’s not who I am”. I would argue, the shit you blurt out when you don’t bother to filter yourself is exactly who you are.

That looks like it would really hurt. But only for a second.

Next we can act to protect children from the mistaken belief that gravity does not apply to large blocks of stone. How many more of our kids have to die in tunneling mishaps before they act!!!