Because the education budget is the real problem in Oklahoma. If they could only stop educating people, their financial worries would be over.

If this threat were real, then no one should be allowed to bring electronics on any flight, ever. The fact that they are talking about only banning them on flights from a few airports just makes the farce even more ridiculous.

By which I mean, it’s even MORE true in the restaurant. I was a little unclear there.

This analogy would only work if, while shadowing Popovich, you actually did all the coaching for the team. The up and coming chefs will be the ones actually cooking everything in that pop up restaurant.

In general, if two NFL players invite you into a back alley to carry on an argument, politely decline.

I think the list of senators he wants to fire has a lot of names ahead of these guys.

“I’m sorry you’re such pussies that you were offended by my perfectly innocent take”
- google translate

In fairness, nowadays I doubt anyone spends hours deciding what smart phone to buy.

The point of reference isn’t what your premiums are now compared to what they were then, it’s what they are now compared to what they would have been without the ACA. And every credible study says they’d be higher if the old regime was still in place.

Fortunately, we are assured by some Congressman that no one has ever died from not having healthcare, so at least we’re safe.

The Nike money is money he gets for just walking around, breathing. That’s a lot easier than selling 10,000 of your overpriced shoes by yourself.

This is true. I enjoyed messing around with it for a while, but slowly freezing to death over and over gets a little old when there’s nothing to look forward to but more freezing to death. Looking forward to this!

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THIS RIDE?

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

So many people confuse being a narcissistic asshole with having an addiction... 

Ya, that’s what trafficking means. Thanks for keeping up. I’m just pointing out that the volume seems really small.

K, so, my drug knowledge is confined to watching Narcos, but those hardly sound like trafficking quantities, do they?

In Russia tire changes you.

Are we to understand that YOU have been accused of such things?

For those obviously not aware of the history of the term “assimilation” in Canada, it’s worth noting that this is actually a fairly big deal with a lot of tragic history.