Warm ups. We talkin’ bout warm ups!

I toyed with the idea of doing a part time Masters in my 40's and took one class just to try it out. I was blown away by all the regular grad students in their 20's who had way better laptops than me, way newer cell phones, and were wearing literally hundreds, if not thousands, of dollars worth of the latest clothes.…

People who drone on about the romance of most historical periods have no idea how shitty life was for 99.9% of humans in those times. Maybe she could bleed out after a long and painful childbirth?

I hope no one robs me of my chance to come out as a billionaire Spartan philanthropist.

It’s perfectly reasonable for an adult to choose to accept the increased risk of injury or death by not wearing a bike helmet. Arguing that there is no increased risk though is just stupid.

Wait, so we’re allowed to prevent people from carrying guns as long as there is a chance that one crazy person might try and kill someone? Sounds like an argument for gun control!

I’m pretty sure that offering $2000 or $3000 a seat would have got them many more than 4 volunteers, thus avoiding anyone getting belligerent and being dragged off a plane.

That’s kind of the point.

Inside voice! Inside voice!

The first thing to do is to stop referring to people who kickstart things as “investors”.

Transplanted Australian? Very odd accent.

Drivers cannot be expected to be prepared to deal with unnatural hazards like, say, birds.

Maybe don’t.

Well, he’s demonstrated the necessary hypocrisy, so that’s a start.

Can we get an administration take on pictures of Iraqi and Syrian kids injured in conventional airstrikes?

Just curious.

Pfff, like anyone can actually have sex for three whole minutes.

There is a weird subculture in the fighting game scene that causes some people to mistake being awesome at a fighting game with being an actual tough guy.

So we used one really specific method to look for one extremely specific type of communications from a statistically insignificant number of stars over a statistically insignificant amount of time, and this makes us feel discouraged about whether there is intelligent life in the rest of the universe?

Really?

If only we lived is some sort of technologically advanced society where college kids could effortlessly communicate with their families in real time. We could give them some sort of portable or mobile device that they could carry around to facilitate that communication.

That would be awesome.

Is there anything more insufferable than people with “alternative lifestyles” humble bragging about not living 9 to 5?

It’s amazing what rampant malnutrition will do for your BMI.