Dude was driving without insurance or a license, with bald tires, logs for shocks and an open beer. Do you really think mandated inspections were going to have any impact on his behaviour?

Just as well. He probably would have missed the whole announcing season following a devastating injury to every bone in his body.

Any tree tough enough to grow in a desert where dudes wear gutras isn’t having any of your weak-ass 6 inch run at it.

If you’re going to rely on people to go into a menu and turn it off, why bother with the GPS stuff at all?

That’s certainly going to be their opening offer, but only an idiot would make that their only offer. Whatever they ended up paying to get enough volunteers would be a bargain compared to what this bad PR is going to cost them.

I dunno, maybe you could continue to increase the amount of compensation offered FOR YOUR FUCK UP until someone else volunteered. Just a thought.

“The intersection was clear”
- everybody who has ever t-boned a car they didn’t see coming

Jesus, what if he gets hurt and can’t announce for the rest of the season?

How many times does a guy have to lure you into a hotel room and offer to pay you for sex before you stop going into hotels rooms with him? Asking for a friend.

Wait, so some random suckers are dumb enough to play golf with a leading PGA pro for money?

What the fuck is it with people who moralize about wanting “relationships” but aren’t interested in dating. Guess what nimrod, every “relationship” starts as something infinitely less significant, like say maybe a casual first date. Relationships develop over time, starting with two strangers getting to know each…

Ya, I’m pretty sure that the words “superfan” and “asshole” are synonyms.

Apparently it was edited after your comment, but the story says he enlisted in 2001, not 2011. Considering that he only got out in the past year, the felony would have been after his tours.

I will stipulate that you seem to know a lot about being an asshole.

It’s $3.99... Live a little, big spender.

I’m pretty sure most people are more tolerant of that kind of shit talking from actual tough guys. Fake it may be in terms of story and outcome, but those dudes are taking a legitimate pounding.

Hearing the same kind of shit from controller warriors is kind of laughable.

Oh yes, by all means have a security guard on hand in case these real life hard cases start throwing hands.... hahahahahahhahhahaha, I can’t even pretend that’s a real thing.

Got any examples of someone who has been destroyed for “one Freudian slip”? Cause I can’t think of any.

The one guy claims costs of $18 million and is going to collect $51 million, and is asking for another 5%. I don’t know that I’d call that a “slight windfall”.

I like the Sims, but once I’ve lured all the town’s married women into lesbian trysts and destroyed their families, I’m left with nothing to do.