I dunno, maybe you could continue to increase the amount of compensation offered FOR YOUR FUCK UP until someone else volunteered. Just a thought.

“The intersection was clear”
- everybody who has ever t-boned a car they didn’t see coming

Jesus, what if he gets hurt and can’t announce for the rest of the season?

How many times does a guy have to lure you into a hotel room and offer to pay you for sex before you stop going into hotels rooms with him? Asking for a friend.

Wait, so some random suckers are dumb enough to play golf with a leading PGA pro for money?

What the fuck is it with people who moralize about wanting “relationships” but aren’t interested in dating. Guess what nimrod, every “relationship” starts as something infinitely less significant, like say maybe a casual first date. Relationships develop over time, starting with two strangers getting to know each…

Ya, I’m pretty sure that the words “superfan” and “asshole” are synonyms.

Apparently it was edited after your comment, but the story says he enlisted in 2001, not 2011. Considering that he only got out in the past year, the felony would have been after his tours.

I will stipulate that you seem to know a lot about being an asshole.

It’s $3.99... Live a little, big spender.

I’m pretty sure most people are more tolerant of that kind of shit talking from actual tough guys. Fake it may be in terms of story and outcome, but those dudes are taking a legitimate pounding.

Hearing the same kind of shit from controller warriors is kind of laughable.

Oh yes, by all means have a security guard on hand in case these real life hard cases start throwing hands.... hahahahahahhahhahaha, I can’t even pretend that’s a real thing.

Got any examples of someone who has been destroyed for “one Freudian slip”? Cause I can’t think of any.

The one guy claims costs of $18 million and is going to collect $51 million, and is asking for another 5%. I don’t know that I’d call that a “slight windfall”.

I like the Sims, but once I’ve lured all the town’s married women into lesbian trysts and destroyed their families, I’m left with nothing to do.

I’m sure we could round up a bunch of internet tough guys who would love to kill Assad if only their friends weren’t holding them back.

Wait, so your objection to this is that in the extremely unlikely event that the entire electrical system fails, WHILE YOU’RE GOING DOWNHILL, you won’t know your speed? And you think that’s a significant problem?

More importantly, how did it feel when you caught the ball?

In Florida you coulda busted some caps in the dude while standing your ground. Then you could have taken his wheels.

I hope someone warned him about the tribe of ogres waiting behind the wall.