I hope someone warned him about the tribe of ogres waiting behind the wall.

I personally know of three families and one company who have cancelled planned trips to/events in the US. I suspect eventually it will add up. None of them are people who would be personally affected by the ban, they’re just kind of disgusted by all the border jingoism in general.

Terrorists hate us for our freedom, so if we give up our freedom, they’ll stop hating us?

I’m pretty sure all it does is flash your potential score up on the HUD as you approach a pack of victi... er, pedestrians.

Jesus Christ, you can look out of the window of a fucking skyscrapper in many cities that I know he has been to and see that the horizon is curved, let alone looking out the window of an airplane.

If you’re teaching your children that college sports is important enough to cry over when you watch it, you’re parenting wrong.

Newsflash: Man who admits to lifetime of various criminal activity, and who built one of the world’s largest criminal digital empires, complains that governments may have targeted him for investigation and eventual imprisonment. Film at 11!

There seems to be a significant misunderstanding in their community about the fact that being good at Street Fighter, doesn’t actually make you a street fighter.

Ya, I can’t think of any scenario when it would be helpful to people to at least KNOW that they have a problem, even if they can’t fix it themselves.
/sarcasm.

As Chris Rock says, if you make the police run after you, they’re bringing an ass kicking with them.

In the still image, the kid looks astonished than an obviously homeless crazy man has gotten past security.

Wait.... so you got a random email about some drug you never heard of and thought, “It’d be fun to try this”?

People insist on running these things on a shoestring. If you can’t afford to pay out the winners, regardless of what kind of dispute you’re having over costs, maybe you shouldn’t be hosting at all.

Never mind, I’m an idiot who can’t read :).

Ya, well, things are way worse in Saudi Arabia!!!!

Oh great, so as long as we’re better than the Saudi’s it’s all good? Awesome.

Something something false flag something something.

“Son, this is gonna hurt you more than it does our overseers.”

Exactly this. Being drunk doesn’t make you and asshole. It makes you stop trying to hide the fact that you’re an asshole.

I wish people would stop referring to the practice of appointing two of your executives and an external lawyer you employ all the time on contract as “an independent investigation”

Because “respectful” is the watchword of the Gawker-kin sites, right?