“We’re losing money on this deal.”

“That sounds like a pretty dumb way to do business, but I appreciate it.”

The part that always blows me away on these stories is not the outrageous hours, it’s the shitty pay. If you’re working 18 hours a day, 6-7 days a week to make mid 5 figures, you might want to re-evaluate some life choices.

I’m going to need that dog to pee in, on, and around this plastic cup.

His struggle to be accepted by the Viennese art world, coupled with tragic experiences in the trenches, led to poor decision-making that can be easily misconstrued.

I read on the internet that a round planet can cause autism.

Any scenario that doesn’t involve him being shot out of a cannon while on fire, fails to adequately address the depths of his crimes.

Mr. Sulu, set course for HeywoodJablome 459. Warp 7.

In fairness, the league doesn’t sanction bloody fistfights with the ref.

“I wasn’t doing nothing” is tied with “I don’t know why I was arrested” for the most common thing I heard every time I had to talk to someone in jail in New Orleans during Mardi Gras.

If you don’t understand the difference between reporting on a public figure’s medical condition and printing a copy of their medical records, I think you’re the one who is nonsensical.

Why is that one guy crapping out a dick and balls?

How exactly is the ownership structured such that the people who own 80% of the team are powerless here?

Of course, the fact that most athletes were privileged white guys for most of US history may also have contributed to their lack of political activism.

Um, Australia is the most paranoid place on earth when it comes to checking what you have in your luggage because they (reasonably) don’t want people bringing in pests/bugs/critters that don’t natively exist there and that might become invasive species.

I’m not sure how a facial recognition system is going to let…

Necrobarista - combining the worst traits of necrophiliacs and people who think to themselves, “That hot barista is totally into me. I’d nail her.”

Where do you put the mesquite chips?

Batman might want to adjust the weight lifting to avoid that trap dominance.

You also can’t tell if someone has a concussion or not by talking to them on the sidelines for one play. That’s kind of the point.

They also make essentially the same thing with a remote, which I agree makes a lot more sense.

They also make essentially the same thing with a remote, which I agree makes a lot more sense.

So, what plugins are we talking about? I think it would be cool to play around with them :)