How exactly is the ownership structured such that the people who own 80% of the team are powerless here?

Of course, the fact that most athletes were privileged white guys for most of US history may also have contributed to their lack of political activism.

Necrobarista - combining the worst traits of necrophiliacs and people who think to themselves, “That hot barista is totally into me. I’d nail her.”

You also can’t tell if someone has a concussion or not by talking to them on the sidelines for one play. That’s kind of the point.

They also make essentially the same thing with a remote, which I agree makes a lot more sense.

They also make essentially the same thing with a remote, which I agree makes a lot more sense.

So, what plugins are we talking about? I think it would be cool to play around with them :)

So clearly, unless a painter creates a painting by dabbing individual dots onto the canvas using a toothpick, you think of their work as being crappy because they used a tool.

Brilliant logic there.

Ya, that graphic is years out of date.

Hey now, the proud history of the 10th Division includes parachuting into Arnhem... in 1952.

“The car enthusiast and Jalopnik reader fears that Volkswagen might drag this out, like it has with so many other upset VW owners. “I’ve waited long enough already,” he told me tonight.”

I totally understand wanting to make some sort of statement, but if you decide to do this and publicize it online before your…

This is nonsense. Are you seriously suggesting that schools should treat every incident of misconduct, from rape to flipping the bird, the same?

It’s not a binary equation. It’s not either kick everyone off the team for any infraction or don’t kick anyone off ever. There is plenty of room for common sense in…

If I represented Camshaft Newton, he’d get paid a lot more in those pornos.

Every morning I sit on the can repeating, “Trust the process” until, sure enough, the process runs its course.

Given that they can track how long you leave your car fully charged at a supercharger, I suggest they email you a warning the first two times you are there more than half an hour, and on the third time they suspend your supercharger privileges for a month.

I was saying “Boooourns”.

They said he wasn’t fit to sleep with pigs. He’s arguing that he is.

For the love of god, if you’re making game videos don’t wave your fucking cursor around constantly as though you’re having an epileptic fit.

#notallblack

One of the first things I want in a quarterback is a willingness to wear a necktie. Glad the coach is on top of the fundamentals.

Unless you are really big, then I will shoot you.