Not all of them.

I can’t decide if your ignorance about “consumer rights law” is funnier than your apparently truly screwed up understanding of what constitutes “customer service”.

Oh what the hell, they’re both pretty funny.

I think they’re missing an opportunity here. The Vegas Placeholders is an awesome team name.

Gunning for a promotion I see.

I didn’t spend all those years playing D&D and not learn a little something about courage.

The coolest thing about Dishonored for me was that I played through it 3 separate times (and I NEVER do that) and really they were 3 separate experiences.

I played through normally the first time, doing whatever seemed most appropriate in any given situation. The second time I played through it without killing…

“Sometimes the meter runs out. Sorry, but it just happens.”

And when it does, you get a parking ticket. Sorry, but it just happens.

In other news, the military admitted it might not be properly equipped to handle an invasion of werewolf necromancers.

I was going to comment on a 5 year old who can’t read a birthday cake, but then again, I’m not sure that illiteracy isn’t a requirement for Bill’s fandom.

We’re building a wall and making the elves pay for it.

Nothing says “We’ve updated the game for 2016" like having to edit a text file to enable 2560X1080 resolution. :P

I am enjoying the game though.

I am playing a lot of this, and it’s a good game, but as the review says, there are some extremely annoying user experience problems.

Espionage is a great example. Spies can do a lot of damage to your cities, so you have to post counter-spies in every one of your cities. In big cities. you may need more than 1. But…

I’m always curious exactly which nations people like this think would be embarrassing the US less if only the US military were stronger.

Jesus never gives you more than you can handle, unless you die of something.

Can we consider that being a teenager who skypes with someone in another city and has seen them in person a “couple” of times, isn’t really a very good way to learn how to be in a relationship?

Scoreboard, bitches.

“You should totally show your respect for the flag that protects your freedoms by surrendering those freedoms, cause, uh, SOLDIERS, or something.”

Trump’s lucky that he doesn’t have any kind of history of being a dick towards women. Imagine the uproar if he were a well known, self-confessed misogynist! Then he’d really be in trouble.

Given that two (more now) women have in fact said that, it’s a little hard to see how the NYT’s reporting of this objectively true fact could constitute libel.

I realise that Trump wouldn’t recognize an objectively true fact if his hand was all over its pussy, but you’d think his lawyers would be brighter.

I learned long ago that I am not autistic enough to play Eve.