I’m not sure how many strippers or cam girls you have to watch to equal being with another person either. That’s kind of the point.

I like how he keep adjusting his man scarf, because THAT is the problem.

“Valladares took out $65,000 in federal and $7,000 in private loans to pay tuition. Four years later, he now owes more than $200,000 on his loans due to compounding interest.”

What kind of shitty loan terms turn a $72,000 student debt into a $200,000 debt in only 4 years????

If only there were some sort of global, ubiquitous network of data that included hundreds of thousands of hours of free porn, so poor guys like that wouldn’t have to shell out that kind of cash.

If only.

I, for one, welcome our robotic, ball placement overlords.

Okay, fuck anybody who would argue that moving the team to another city doesn’t constitute “terminating” the PSL agreements for existing holders of those license.

Freezing people after they die makes no sense. If you were serious about this, you be frozen while still alive and then thawed out once a cure for whatever your problem was is found.

By waiting until you’re dead, you have to hope that they discover a cure for cancer and a cure for being dead.

In many parts of the US, saying “I was afraid he was going to attack me” is practically sufficient justification to shoot someone, so punching someone in the head who assaults you with a pie seems perfectly reasonable. Sadly.

If you told the exact same story but replaced Trump with the Clintons and their foundation, Trump supporters would gleefully point to it as evidence that Hillary should be in jail.

Yet somehow, this actual story about Trump does not outrage them...

Notice that he also wasn’t gunned down in the street when the cops caught up with him, unlike, say, a stranded black motorist with his hands up.

Last I checked, Yamamoto hadn’t surrendered.

Killing an enemy general in wartime by shooting down his aircraft is not an “assassination”.

The little guy’s chi was insufficiently focused for his Dim Mak attempt.

This be true. When I was a kid, no kids were playing/training year round for any particular sport. We tended to play a little bit of everything. Nowadays, I know multiple families whose kids are engaged in some sort of hockey-related activity pretty much 12 months of the year.

The (largely misguided) dream of having…

So, despite people posting lists of 6-10 decent shows most of which aren’t remotely GTA focused, you’re just going to ignore that and keep regurgitating your unsubstantiated drivel?

Sounds like you haven’t actually listened to much CBC radio lately.

I’m pretty sure that like all publicly traded companies, Twitter offered potential investors very specific guaranteed future earnings and sealed the deal with a pinky swear.

That’s how investing works right? Asking for a friend.

Steam’s purpose is to sell you games, not to provide a universal platform for game reviews.

If they can come up with a verifiable way to include purchasers from other services, I’m cool with that, but if the only purchasers who can be verified are Steam purchasers, I’ll take that over the current system of…

I think he’s suggesting that the nuke that blew up the towers left New York messier than the tidy little place it was before. But I’m just guessing.

“Generally, in the fighting sports, it would seem inadvisable to adopt a moniker that involves slang terms used to describe gentlemen who get raped in prison”. - Marquis de Queensbury

Too bad he wasn’t good enough for Div I, where he would have gotten half a game off to think about the bad thing he did.