I know I bought this car three weeks ago, and drove it across the country and back, but the acceleration just isn’t what I had hoped. Can I get my money back?

Goddamn junkie-addicts are giving the regular junkies and regular addicts a bad name.

No doubt the uncertainly of the outcome had weighed heavily on him for the past 4 years.

If you never played Jumpman on the C-64, you never lived.

I can’t question their integrity until I see some evidence it exists.

You must be a white guy. Black guys following your strategy often don’t make it to jail.

In fairness, I think if you pay $4 billion for the TV rights, you get more of a say on the timing of events than someone who kicked in a couple of shark wrestlers and a cooler full of BBQ shrimp.

Preach!

“West Point wasn’t cool with that”

Who cares what some Div III school thinks about it?

Just typing with his ass, same as always.

I captured the first raider, because I noticed she was a doctor and I desperately needed someone with medical skill. The colonists bumbled through treating her multiple gunshot wounds, but because I failed to notice that I had my prisoner settings set to deny medicine to prisoners, she suffered terribly, then got a…

Except, 2 seconds of googling would have told him this is already a thing.

Frankly, with that injury, dude should never fight again.

Don’t worry, you rarely see drone skeletons in trees. It’ll come down when it’s ready.

No, actually, you don’t have a right to ask people sitting in a car on a public road to leave, even if they are parked in front of your house at 1:30AM. It’s a public road man, not your property.

A grown man being kind of excited at catching a foul ball at an MLB game is fine.

However, a grown man acting as though catching thousands of foul balls at baseball games is some sort of meaningful accomplishment is just about the saddest thing ever.

“Primarily eating junk food, such as candy, condiments, or energy food.”

95% of streamers immediately disqualified.

I once saw a quote from Will Smith to the effect that it is hard for Jaden, having the world’s greatest actor for a father.

If that’s true, why isn’t Will Smith out kicking that dude’s ass?

If Jebus intervenes to save some folks from heart attacks if someone prays for them, doesn’t that make him kind of an asshole for letting everyone else die?

I’m a big fan of Soundrown, which has a lot of options from rain to “coffee shop”.