He's John Locke from Lost with worse hair!

Now I'm a little sad. I was imagining what kind of wonderful life you led that Parthian was used more frequently than parting in your correspondence.

"Parthian shot" is a great autocorrect.

trumpster fire is already wiping his tiny hands with the Constitution.

I'm going to just re-define POTUS as "piece of turd under shoe." Then I will keep using it as usual.

" Denise Morrison, CEO of Campbell Soup Co., said “Racism and murder are unequivocally reprehensible and are not morally equivalent to anything else that happened in Charlottesville. I believe the President should have been—and still needs to be—unambiguous on that point.”

There is now a tail-lightsaber wielding Jedi in the Attack of the Clones arena scene, just go look for it. There has to be.

Cleveland better watch out then, as their Spanish American war statues are going to go to Baltimore if they're not careful.

He's already normalized it. People are saying they'd rather have Ted Cruz as president.

Evil Lincoln is naturally going to have a more evil way of speaking truth compared to regular Lincoln.

Air guntar.

"You were amazing in that episode of Welcome Back, Kotter! " That's why he can't go to movies.

That 8th grade comment is pretty accurate, although I think for me it was actually 10th grade, as Good Omens didn't exist until then. But reading Hitchhikers and Sandman at the same time led right to it.

Miranda Richardson was in Sleepy Hollow, so 1 movie that is the exception to prove the rule!

A clockwork Orange president. Milk. Pussy grabbing. Yep it all checks out.

3) "Gone golfing"

Media releases transcript of conversation, he denies ever saying it.

That bastard destroyed the Mets!

I don't know why, but this Bloom County quote keeps coming back to me:

Eu…rope?