We need the pee tape to prove that Donald was one of the wet bandits!

Charcoal briquettes.

Crusade has arguably the best score, too.

It's not "You're the man now, Dog?" I thought that was everyone's favorite!

Steel Beast is poetic though, that actually follows from operetta loving.

"I meant for there to be 25 swordsman, with New Zealand accents".

Every single time someone decides that Corey Booker or Gillibrand or whoever runs in 2020 is "too conservative", I am going to point out what happens when you let a real conservative win. You get this.

The nuts are quantifiably better than the plain chocolate, so it's better than the milk chocolate. We're dealing with small scales here.

He does need a lot of room.

It's ok, that's one of the regulations we're doing away with.

I guess you could say "she's died and gone to Kevin"

Not available on this show.

Milk Chocolate is clearly the worst.

Oy vey!

That gets dictated to him every night.

It's only Breitbart when they start making up the news.

"basically one half of AIP's executives married a woman named Susan Hart" - I like to picture 7 guys lined up at the altar to marry young Susan.

But then they won't rub your crotch after 1 am!

It's 2.75 now. Not even worth it!

Please do not associate my beloved Mets who were at least loveable losers.