If you know the cheat code, you can unlock Wayne's "choke a bitch" mode.

As was touched on briefly in the other place, they could probably make an entertaining show about the south winning if they went with those horrible, badly written Turtledove books with the southern Hitler guy.

Split?

Upper West Side rules!

They say everyone can float in Derry, but Selma sank right to the bottom.

He can search for the Hillary Voter Fraud right after he finds that guy who did the other stuff.

Tee time at Bedminster is 8 am, trumpy likes to get up early.

My celebrity interaction claim to fame:

The archaeopteryxes used their wings to run a child bone marrow farm on Mars.

I like to think that when trumpster fire jr whines to bunksteve's sentient penis (aka trumpster fire), daddy slaps him and tell's him he can act like a man! But since his hands are so small, it doesn't have any effect.

Who knew cardboard George Bush Jr would end up being president?

I can't even figure out who is who in your post. SAD!

Murderous shadow babies actually make me quite panicky!

Oh sure, bring up a show that I never watched!

New nickname for trumpster fire, "bunksteve's sentient penis". It will definitely be a "Dennis Miller quotient" reference, but it is what it is.

Scandal is on regular TV, but everything else checks out.

He can heave 60 lb bags of drugs as if they were only 10 kilos!

Professor Gates, the only one with even a tiny sense of taste in beer.

Tread VERY carefully with certain large fruit-based jokes here.

But no one got tickets to see it.