Now we'll learn why he does it!

Episode 2 was unpleasant, not entertaining and awful. And everyone remembers to hate sand.

Top Secret is just his best performance ever.

Hand Measure for Measure

I would love this, unironically.

AV Club reviewers live there.

So basically the Cars movie cars are an evolutionary step to Transformers? And Cars Earth was Cybertron all along?

Daywalker?

Good username/product placement synergy.

This sounds like a job for Nanny 911. She'll put those ghosts in their place. And then the parents will ignore all the advice and be right back where they started.

Marthra?

No, but Ivanka is.

The fat ones all got promoted to positions that have less camera-visibility.

That giant tidal wave that messed up Hawaii? Turned out be global warming. Which is also a hoax.

I even enjoyed the last one. Although I wish Cranston had stayed around longer and Blankface Mcboring guy died.

Fine, I'll watch it.

It's just a repaint of Jabba the Hutt.

"Jimmy Carter is going to hell for giving away the Panama Canal."

Revel was awesome!!! How dare you sir.

What was that part about alligators again?