Try to be a little discrete about it.

Seriously, who QA'd this shit?

That looks like average size.

My previous dwelling was up there in price, and I had a bunch of unlisted roommates. I decided to start referring to them as free range pets. Fortunately, they were just mice.

Those blue apron meals are probably ours, ironically because we decided to order pizza instead.

Let's not befoul Sunny with trumpy analogues.

He can't spell Elephant either, what do you want from him?

Gypsy cabs.

In fact, I have to assume that everyone on that raft met a bunch of sleestaks living in that shark's stomach.

Does it explain how we went from our Electric Slides in the 70s to these gravity and man-powered ones of the 80s? Was it the gas shortage?

Superimpose a bunch of AFV sound effects and dumb voiceovers on Alex Jones, and maybe he'd get more viewers.

The only way to make this tolerable is if the years below his name just say 2017.

Maybe Obama was playing 12D chess after all.

No, that song is awesome!

O'Neal doesn't like those dumb shirts






























Of cockatoo.

You can get reimbursed for your black eye, but only if suffered on the 4th of July, between 3:55 and 4:00 pm, during a hailstorm, due to a stampede of wild elephants and 1 baby zebra.

Spoiler space is my favorite remaining part of the AV Club, As long as the spoilers continue to be ridiculous.

Yes, it's mandatory.

Or the one with Patrick Swayze and abortions?

He used it to crack down on minority social clubs and stuff.