Those extra long ties ARE a form of bizarre neckwear. Oh, yeah, and the hair thing.

I vote neigh!

Alan Funterdome

Minor miner, mein herr.

Think about how amazing this show could be if they really leaned into it. Michael Myers never speaks. He kills the contestants after they are gonged. A Donald Pleasance impersonator tries to warn the celebrity guests!

Who?

Steve Bannon's Bunderdome has the same problem.

They Egypted us again.

Tom Cruise looks ridiculous with a mustache and/or goatee.

Steve Harvey's Funderdome, located in Steve Harvey's Fartertown, run by Steve Harvey's Funcle Fester

With normal hair.

"Seeing as how I never actually paid them, they were just really friendly"

As is Ed Anger, who is the only person trumpster fire actually takes advice from.

Unfortunately, the real world TSA is not likely to help us.

I'm sure there are some people on the internet who aren't Malcolm or Steve Forbes groupies that need to be reminded!

Oh he knows. He stayed at a Trumpmerica Hotel last night! Got a case of scabies and everything.

And this is the real worst thing they've done. They've made it so that we will tolerate someone slightly less evil, just because.

This is making me feel much sicker actually.

SHAME. SHAME. SHAME.

The Trumps started a fake charity to combat that too. The money went to Barron's all-gold train set.