I always forget, is Eric Beavis or Butthead?

In any other time, stealing money from cancer kids would instantly make you a pariah. Way worse than Kathy Griffin even,

But thank God the mustache is back though. His grinchface was too distracting.

I don't understand why anyone would ever want him off twitter. Twitter is what proves that he's insane. If you shut him up, he just becomes another gaff prone GWB with less artistic talent.

Hopefully.

He's a million times as humble as thou art.

As predicted by Silicon Valley.

It's like the Bates Motel but with more father issues and peeing on things.

Tom Cruise is going to save the day by writing a letter:

That's a Sharp-ei pun.

It's like they say "It takes a morbidly obese man to catch a morbidly obese man", only catch metaphorically, since neither of them runs a lot.

I'm willing to believe she's a Les Wynan, just so trumpster fire can tweet Winner is a Loser.

Who he forced out of his dad's will and then litigated all health coverage away from his family.

I'm just so tired of all these Star Wars.

George George of the Jungle?

Freedom Fries

We did this, until that one time we hit my brother right above the eye and the bleeding and stitches ended rockfighting forever.

In the first episode, Marni gets a bad tan.

I love Arthur Christmas. It's pretty much the only new Christmas movie in the past 10 years I enjoy.

Coincidentally, they really should have taken a FLAMETHROWER to Penn State Football after that.