It was the wrong trousers that got him, wasn't it?

I think we should just Stop Gun

This sounds like a job for Billionaire Huck and his incredible Dark Web hacking skills.

P-funk and Wagballs.

Maze.

Auntie Entity's lunch buddy.

Rural America is the dictionary definition of Mediocre.

Now there's some body hair you could lose your hand in.

The standing in lines happens at Dorney Park and Wildwater Kingdom

NBC is running headfirst to take over the collapsing Fox News empire.

Seriously. I am average looking at best, but he has set my midlife crisis back about 20 years. I can be dead by then and still look better.

God save us all from the "sexy lady Hannity-gremlin".

Sometimes I wonder if trumpy even watched the series finale of Quantum Leap!

Black and gold is more appropriate. And all over the place.

Literally?

Philly is a cesspool of humanity, but yes, I will take a cheesesteak (provolone/onions) over Primanti Bros. every single time.

It's a million times better than LaGuardia!

Yes. I had to be submerged in each of the 3 rivers, I prayed at the shrine to Roberto Clemente and the glass we stomped on was wrapped in a Terrible Towel.

Yes. He only sat back and let a Civil War start on his watch. trumpster fire is trying to incite one.

Pittsburgh is a beautiful city. Because, as pointed out by the mayor above, they made an effort to make it so. And PNC park is possibly the best baseball stadium I've been to. Although I did grow up with Shea Stadium, so it's not like I have high standards.