I wish Sony would too! JJJ was the best part of those movies (not that I didn't enjoy the first 2, but JJJ was the best!)

I used to think that there was no way they would do Rocket Racoon in a movie, and they did that. So now I guess I will hold out for Big Wheel.

He's a general!

They were originally going to call it Adam Driver, but someone had a temper tantrum about it.

Abbie Doobie Toobie: Electric Boogaloobie

Another job lost by Donald Trump.

They should update the logo to have that old guy tweeting something at the barrel.

Of course, you're angry at cracker!

David Bowie and Abe Vigoda.

At first I thought you said "sad breasts". My brain is being trumpled.

It occurs to me that Chevy Chase is way more physically suited to play our doughboy in chief than Alec Baldwin is. Also, he's not doing anything right now. And no one likes Chevy Chase either.

Nemesis? Never heard of it.

What does God need with an Ultimate Nullifier?

Please keep your arm safe, Thor.

I propose we freeze him in an iceberg and revive him as needed.

Just get to the part about the Kessel Run already. We know it's going to be there.

Erik Estrada cameo, but Larry Wilcox was too smart to stay away? Or did he die in the great leaving of 2016 and I didn't hear about it?

Noooo! That hat is what keeps all the God in!

Because Barack Obama is bastard man.

Something only Zod can appreciate!