And his 320 million kids.

I'll send YOU to Belize.

They say 'history is written by the winners'. They never thought that the winner would kill us all in the process.

I feel like there should be Eddie Murphy/Martin Lawrence cameos. Are there any?

I want a new drug?

Thanks but no tanks.

I'm not proud, I'll admit to loving them when I was in High School. Right up to Living on the Edge. And then, we all fell off that edge.

I'm reading it in the voice of the 3 Amigos.

Gilooly

Except I doubt the Head Nacho in Charge ever gets to the "oh" part.

I thought the same way about Big Little Lies, but damn if it didn't turn out to be a shocking look at dealing with physical and sexual abuse. And now I am scared to death of Alexander Skaarsgard.

"Barris would follow Newlywed with The Gong Show, a show where there was very little rail in the first place for the show to go off."

Oh yeah, this happened. I forgot all about it.

I definitely feel it's aiming at a younger audience than me, and that's fine. I can be content with Colbert.

Yes, we were mostly aghast about this as it happened. Except for Staten Island and some parts of Queens.

He's no puppet though.

I didn't like him at the round table, but I would watch him do a 30 minute show like John Oliver's where he didn't need to interview people and could just talk.

We'll call it "chicken of the fields"

It may seem like this is a small town phenomenon, but Chik-Fil-A opened up a franchise here in NYC a few years ago, and it was treated pretty much the same way.

I still wish we had Larry Wilmore though. He was primed to go off on Trump in a way that none of the other hosts can.