Do I smell vodka..and wheatgrass?
It's called a lawnmower, I invented it.

Shaq is a scientist! In movies. I'm willing to believe him unquestionably.

If Cranston and the boring son just switched places, Godzilla would have been an awesome movie.

AotC, the worst movie in the entire Star Wars universe. And that includes the Wilford Brimley Ewok movie.

Weirdly, at no time did I think of spelling that kid's name Dillon. It was always Dylan in my head.

Sad!

She must have cases of Potatoes O'Brien shipped out to LA just for her snacking needs.

Yay for the Giant Eagle shoutout, I guess.

We're veering into Trump territory now.

Give me back my son!!!

No, that game ended because all the lamps in Europe were going out.

sad upvote

"Accidental Russian spy Poor Martha Hanson was exposed to radiation from Chernobyl, and given superpowers. With her trusty sidekick, Male Robot, she fights for truth, justice, and incredibly convincing wigs, all while trying to get back home"

Is she woefully unqualified for that job too?

At least it wouldn't need to be that high.

Emby Mallay!

Matt Berry should have replaced Mary Berry, since that's how my brain replaced her name when I read this article.

When you attend a funeral
It is sad to think that sooner or
Later those you love will do the same for you
And you may have thought it tragic
(Not to mention other adjec-
-tives) to think of all the weeping they will do
But don't you worry

Showbiz Pizza!

Bart, have you forgotten our little kablammo talk?