@Mrs. DeLesseps To You, Dahling: Wow you took it there...we just went from snide to snarl in 20 seconds flat.

@Trashtastic:

@optical_allusion: It's the gift you keeps on giving...

In the article:

@formerlyzivah: Because when your 15, you're all about the neuroscience :)

Sorry 'bout the douches. But welcome to my world. Where the sex may be emotional, but the dumping, apparently, is not.

@blackbirdfly: I drink soda, but I don't count it, so for all I know it's what? One can, two tops? Yeah that's what I tell myself.

@blackbirdfly: Narcissists are dangerous in that they...to put it simplistically...cannot love or feel empathy. Although the inflated self image can detour a narcissist from a criminal life, when injured they can and will act out disproportionately. If that isn't possible, they often prey on women and children to…

But narcissists can be very dangerous, more so than your average LiLo or Wino. They are also often rapists and skinheads and other emotionally fucked up malcontents.

@thatgirlinnewyork: Agreed. It's not a one hundred percent indicator either way, but there are interdependencies there.

@BowlingForDollars: Or tickles me period. Let's just leave muppets out of the workplace.

I can't believe you didn't fuck him. He didn't talk to you because you gave him a serious case of blue balls that probs lasted that entire two years.

@BAngieB: Well, then you and Anna have something in common :)

@BAngieB: I'm sorry, who's straight?

@GoodMorningAngels (makes me Charlie): Also a good point.

@Anna: Well as long as there has been research done - totally covered :)

@threedollarbill: Besides, the Fraggle Rock pun was WAY worse.

Whoa. I'm torn. It's slightly offensive, but it's a clever pun...what's a girl to do?

@tscheese: Dude I have a long torso and I hated those body suites. They wouldn't fit and if I did find one that stretched over my shoulders by the end of the day the hems had cut into my delicate area and my shoulders were welted. Glad to see those go.

@blackbirdfly: I'd part with a taco bell burrito for that. Call me.