@Gretchen: Go on Craiglist. There's someone on there right now, I guarantee you, that wants to wank to your off key rendition of 'Silent Night'. Maybe he's a plastic surgeon. Stranger things...

@tscheese: Now I'm a total stick in the mud about stealing and other mayhem, but then I was sooo bored ALL the time. I didn't want a boyfriend or a drug problem, but I DID want Claire Dane's outfits in My So Called Life and teens can't afford $50 tights. Take cue, Vogue.

@wolf biter: It's a slight generational regret that many of us feel. We're no longer suited for the kept woman's role, with our fancy education, worldly promise and intellectual potential...but, wouldn't it be nice in some way, for thirty minutes (or eight hours depending on E!s programing gaps) if even educated,…

Speaking of 'steals' I was a major kleptomaniac in high school because I was in love with expensive grungy 'I'm Courtney Love' Good-will Couture shit. Actually it was worse because I even stole from the actual Good Will.

I have a confession and this pic is the perfect opportunity to bring it up:

Is that what they are saying? Wow that's a really abstract form of sexism. I wouldn't have gotten that...I'm, like, deep and stuff.

@wolf biter: And I'm nuts, because I adore their fakish little giggles. Sometimes I do the robotic ah ah ah ah of Holly just to make me smile.

@brookidy: I totally envy their life. Not their lifestyle, mind you. But how they are. It's a life, unexamined...in a good way. There's no way Holly gets up in the morning and says to herself,

I hate myself for loving those girls.

It's a culture full of preacher's daughters apparently.

@aspiringexpatriate: Is it that woman tend to represent dramas that are more 'emotional' and thereby somewhat exhausting, tedious to some? But I thought woman were supposed to like emotion?

@clevernamehere: Paying is part of it, it reinforces the 'he is taking YOU out' shtick of dating. Otherwise why wasn't SATC a big date movie?

@luckyfish: I think there's a lot of truth to that and also because:

@little stripes: But I'm biased because of the bad taste in my mouth right now...

@little stripes: It's not wise to use such flippancy to address sexual assault, but that's not what they are even doing here. If they aren't serious, then they are addressing hypocrisy with a joke about sexual assault. It's not the same to me.

I am not okay with this.

@little stripes: Somethings should be taken seriously, though. You know what I mean? We're not at the 'irony' stage of rape juuuuust yet.

So, slut machine, Carlin: Maybe rape isn't funny.

@pengoo: Well, I think it's because a lot of people die in hospitals that neglect can be covered up.

This is one of my favorite quotes: