I'm channeling 16 year old Hemp:

I'm late to this post, but

Kourtney is SOOO me three years ago with a benzo prob.

I want to read that warrant.

@bertyapple: OKay. I understand. First thing: you're right. He's wrong. Second thing: Let's keep it that way.

@manos and the hands of kate: Give me his address...I don't have to be the better person. Live through me!

@hamburgerhotdog: YES! Violence is always the best way to have closure.

@KidPresentable: It's true, there's no legislation to support them. But usually they are taken into account. Ireland is the same way.

@BowlingForDollars: I agree with you! When the news first broke about the lack of pre-nup, I wasn't thinking he was dumb. I thought he overestimated his ability to control her. When you have loads of money and a pre-nup, the parties can leave when they want - clean break. But if you don't the poor party is more…

But if you're a public influential figure that uses that influence to back a candidate shouldn't you have an equally public reason behind it? That's more than, because he's a nice guy...

That is more than fair, Heather. Shut the fuck up.

But he's not an actor or a business man. He's a big scary athlete. Who is totally hot because he's a big scary athlete.

It feels wonderful to say that she aged better than he.

@BowlingForDollars:

@jenndavo: I have a beach umbrella for a hat to protect my delicate crown! I don't get bronze, I get jaundice.

@BowlingForDollars: I'm whiter than that. We can't help it! We're fra-gile.

Her purse is bigger than her outfit.

Yeah. Men are looking at her nose.

@Dingaling: Yeah, I'm aware of that. I lived in a studio in my early twenties. But in most cities you grow out of them by 30. But not in NYC. Which is why it's truer than, say, Friends.

@donnadonnaE: I just assumed that her closet USED to be her living room.