This is my favorite Jezebel feature.

I loved that Carrie's apt didn't have a living room.

In other news an entire generation in Ireland are predicted to ROCK!

@Xavoc: Look. You can have controversial opinions about woman on man abuse and potential over analyze a woman's love for The Boss, but you cannot think that the Foo Fighters are better than Nirvana.

In my family we were forced to give up TV for lent. I got into a shit ton of trouble when 13-year old Hemp screamed at her grandma, "JUST BECAUSE JESUS DID IT DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO HAVE NO LIFE TOO!"

@Xavoc: My high school career was spent in old baby dolls and torn fishnets covering random bruises, so I cannot join in on your Love hate.

@minesbigger: I decided to get married to a guy that I dated off and on for eight years because no one better came along and dating is hard and can make your soul black. Also, it's nice to have someone that can remember to pay the cable bill. I'm getting married in two months and we've just started to move me in to…

@Rhody: Ah Ha! I knew all you poor people were just lazy and godless!

@misssgolightly: shit I wish there were too, so those chics didn't show up my classes.

Chapter 22: No one will know that you call in sick to work to comment on blogs.

I don't understand the people that shack up. Why not get married? Living with someone is the downside of marriage. Why get all the bad and none of the good. Enlighten me.

@MissusTufnel: I guess I should have said conservative, which is what I think he is. He strikes me as the typical libertarian white male. That whole 'republican' thing got me in some hot water here. It just sounds like one those Republican rants, that was all I was saying. He sounds like they typical conservative…

@RayBay: "You as a woman and Obama as an african american should both know and fell with the deepest BLAH BLAH"

I almost stabbed my fiance when he said that Courtney Love killed Cobain. I mean WHO REALLY BELIEVES THAT? Ridiculous mother fucker.

@Archetype: I have a pair of vintage FCUK jeans that have all that FCUK graffiti on them. It says FCUK on the fanny and every time I wore/wear them my poor grandma sucks air between her teeth while hissing..."vulgar".

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: I'll give that a hearty LOL. Well, done, sir!

I live at FCUK. It's my grown up Urban Outfitters.

Kate:

@SarahMC: Yeah, poor guys. They wrote a check she wouldn't cash.

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: See, I wanted to before you asked, but now....meh.