What are you talking about? The Ford GT sounds like it’s fueled by Taco Bell.

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At least the GT sounds better. The XJ220 is like finding some one who is gorgeous, smart, humbled, and a good cook... but they have bad laugh that also causes them to fart at the same time.

A mid-engine supercar with a 3.5l twin-turbo V6 and a top speed of about 217 mph?

“I would watch NASCAR if it was completely different!”

Wow, how did that kid get ahold of Trump’s speech?!

Conner. His name is Conner.

6 stars if the Bucks are there.

Meltzer was going to give this match 5*, but it wasn’t in the Tokyo Dome, so 4.5* instead.

Still better than all of his matches against Lesnar.

Oh look another keyboard warrior who’s never turned a wheel in anger yet is so wise on the legitimacy of racing tactics.

Wehrlein would have been a better choice, too. Easy to prototype as a Verstappen fighter.

Second date with my long time girlfriend in my then clapped out E30. The AC didn’t run, had a sneaky issue with the idle control valve, paint was just grey primer, the tint was bubbling, tires balder than your gramps head, yet for some reason she got in that car with me. Drove to a Chinese restaurant and then out to a…

Not surprising, given how ludicrously litigious our glorious leader is. Hell,  Melania threatened to sue one of the women her husband sexually assaulted for the crime of mentioning that Melania had once said hello to her.

I am shocked how far down I had to scroll to find this. Well done.

Urine the wrong place if you think we’re just going to ignore the sketchy nature of this report. My NUMBER ONE priority is seeking out the truth.

ATTN Serious Thinkers,

The classiest golden showers....believe me

It may seem cliche at this point, but it bears repeating that, IF Donald Trump did hire Russian hookers to preform a golden shower, it would be the the most tremendously classy and absolutely terrific Russian hooker golden shower performance ever.

.... the Aristocrats!