If there was an option to take away stars I would use it on this post :) Have fun putting things into your rectum!

You think after a while they’d learn that it would be way more cost effective to just build more Star Destroyers. Just bombard the planet from orbit! It’ll get the job done!

came here to say this. if ep 8 is as similar to empire as this was to anh, then its a deeper problem rather than a artistic choice

I think it matters a LOT more where the series goes from here than what it this particular movie did. He had to repair the damage that was done to the brand by those godawful prequels, introduce new characters, AND give the fans what they wanted to reassure them that everything would be okay. TFA did all that, and as…

Conan should just have Cube and Kevin Hart in every driving bit. Holy shit, that was funny.

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all year.

NOBODY LIKED YOUR PREQUELS, GEORGE. Has nobody told him this? Nobody? Is he in complete denial?

Damn it! Missed it by six minutes.

>Phasma certainly lived up to the hype.

Nonsense. The real Boba Fett of this film is this guy:

I hope they ARE true because it would mean Peyton Manning made a smart choice for healing his broken neck instead of obeying the League’s moronic draconian rules. If Peyton got popped for this, we could have a real conversation of how unethical it is for the NFL to ban substances that are medically beneficial to their…

♫ HGH you work so gooooood ♫

Allard Racing Program. Came too late in the Group C class when the category was waning back in the early 90s.

It is the FWD, non hybrid working, 20 seconds off the pace way to let people go.

You know, you could have easily said all that without being a dick.

Yep, and it was a hit from Chewie’s Bowcaster which was shown to have quite the punch through the film.

He was hurt by Chewie going into the fight.

I don’t want it to Be Luke - if it is, the message is ‘Only this family matters in this universe.’

It's a car site, not Gawker and not Fox News. I'm a guy and I can't grow enough "tough skin" to enjoy hearing a backwards asshole lecture me on my girlfriend's hypothetical driving ability. That's fucking stupid and there's no excuse for it.

10/10, would hoon