Wrinkly old lady.

"We were in delusional." - That's a fantastic sentence. And guess what… I think they still are very much there.

Someone is getting the value out of their word of the day calendar that granny got them for Xmas aren't they?

Horseshit. For once my grandpa's words are the only ones applicable. Utter horseshit.

Winner winner chicken dinner.

"Your honor... She's an assassin and she's aimin' straight for my heart."

Disagree. Cars like this are all just about showing who has the biggest dick. It's all about bragging rights. MPG is just as valid a thing to brag about as anything else. It's an important stat in the war of stats.

What's this weird thing he's doing in the video? Where he pulls to one side and actually goes by another car? Almost as if he's passing them. I didn't know F1 cars used to be allowed to do that.

An hour and 44 minutes about an engine??? Even I'm not nerdy enough to sit through that.

No no no no no no no!!!!

The Mazda thing makes perfect sense. Aren't they already working together on a sports car platform? And Lancia coming back as rebadged/restyled Mazdas would be more than palatable given the current state of Lancia. The next-gen Mazda 2 and Fiat 500 could share a platform also. Seems like a slam dunk so I doubt it will…

British children between the ages of like 12 and 19 scare the shit out of me.

Chris Harris is God. That is all.

What's a "Yenson" and why is it for girls?

Englebert Humperdink

Oh Steve Berry… You were so terrible and bland and boring yet so handsome. Like a pretty girl with a degree in math and an aversion to leaving the lights on during sex.

IT WAS A ONE IN A MILLION SHOT, JERRY!!!!

As a Tifosi, this pleases me. I could totally live with a Vettel/Vergne line-up in 2016. Let Estaban drive for Haas. Really looking like Haas is going to be the Ferrari version of Toro Rosso in everything but name.

NP. My neighbor has blocked my driveway for the LAST TIME!!!!