Holy fuckbuckets! They made it uglier! That paint is just dreadful. It's as if they painted it to specifically accent the awkwardness of the car.

I had a white one that I sold in 1998 for $20k. I thought I won the lotto. Now it keeps me up at night as the worst automotive decision I ever made.

I know that. Doesn't mean I'd want to drive it today.

I WANT to like it but I can't imagine this thing even being capable of safe highway speeds. Every route would have to be carefully planned to avoid inclines of any kind. CP for me. It's cheap but I don't think it would be remotely usable in the real world.

Anyone else think it looks sorta like a Stark Industries product?

He's just a kid. Would you have the willpower to say no to a new Porsche at that age? No you wouldn't. Just give him credit for trying to at least pay for his own gas. If this was my kid, I'd be very proud of him. (And I'd have kept the Cayman for myself.)

This checks all the boxes.

It's probably way overpriced but I don't give a shit. Megawant! I has the fizz for this one.

Agreed. It's a what-if but I still think someone needs to get fired. (Please let it be Bernie.)

Never been fired but they know all the gauges work? THIS CAR WAS BUILT BY WIZARDS!!!!

I don't know… Crashtor is at least occasionally quick as he plows into the gravel traps/barriers/other cars.

For sure. Doesn't make me want to root for De Silvestro any more.

It'd be easy to point to the Miura, one of the first midengined road cars ever sold to the public and (arguably) the first modern supercar.

There's that and also the little matter of her not really being that good. Don't get me wrong she's a perfectly competent race driver for IndyCar or LeMans or anything like that. But she isn't F1 material. Never was. I desperately want a woman in F1 but I want one that's just as good as the boys. She isn't.

It doesn't look bad in most respects but in profile the nose looks a bit long and pointy when compared to the rest of the car.

Let's see you do that in a cow.

season of Sons of Anarchy makes my naughty bits tingle.

Seems legit.

Hennessey… Just… Ugh…

I just want to grow up and be Ralph Gilles.