I'm using this retort from now on whenever anyone criticizes my silly bike reviews.

How did I not notice that??? Gave me an audible giggle. #balls

The Alfa Romeo 750 Competizione is a two-seater racing car that was designed to compete in the 1.5-litre sports car class.

Always a good time for some Femmes.

That's a very reasoned argument.

I think Hyundai won a few races too. Does that mean they're better than everyone else in the field?

I think I'd flip three and one.

VW has lost me. Toyotas look more exciting than these things.

Well he is a soccer player so odds are he owns a Range Rover or a Bentley. Neither of those are particularly good for the environment. Maybe the tattoo is actually 100% accurate.

I bow to your superior knowledge of ruined pornography.

This may be the first time in recorded history that someone photo shopped a banana into a picture of a girl sucking a dick rather than vice versa.

My dad didn't give me a choice. He demanded my first car was a stick. Same with my sister. Passing the tradition down to my son.

And his mate filmed it in portrait mode… Douches...

SPLOOSH!!!

At European highway speeds, I cannot fathom the V10 covering the distance as quickly as the A8. The A8 has a high enough top speed to get you VERY much jailed and the V10 would have to stop three times.

How can you possibly have a fantasy garage without a Zonda???

Beat me to it...

I love how it totally dwarfs the sound of that 911 GT3 that passes it.

That's a lot of pixels! Amazed the car managed to take flight with that much weight on board! Must be fake. No God would create a man that good looking, with that accent, the ability to be a top-flight racing driver AND a huge cock. Wouldn't be fair.

It looks like some secret weapon recovered as the US Army moved across Germany in the late days of WWII.