When I was 11 I was at a week long hockey camp at the University of Maine. My best friend and I realized a couple days in that - cut off from TV (this was 1994) and playing hockey 10 hours a day - no one had any idea of what was going on in the world.

Look, soccer is just too boring for a guy who has spent 5 hours a day for 30 years debating middle reliever usage in regular season baseball games.

When was the last time you wrote about a team not named Barcelona, Arsenal, or Man U.

Remember when Jordan missed that 3-pointer in 1992? God he sucked.

And when he read that correction, MJ wept again.

The article also has one of the best corrections I’ve seen in a long time:

ZOMG A 2006-VINTAGE REAL ESTATE FUND THAT LOST MONEY?!?!??!