If barcelona was in the finals, this post would be about how great the matchup is this year. GO FUCK YOURSELF

Would need to win by 2 goals*

Now that the Sunderland spot has opened, Ed Woodward finally has a place he can go to really show off his talents.

“ceci n’est pas une pipe”

I’ve seen Superbad too

Ya Jeets!

Pretty sure a 12 year old looking at a dick on a cell phone is both illegal and horrible parenting. Where do you live, I can anonymously call Child Protective Services.

No one got into an uproar when Favre wasn’t asked about his dick pics at his (thirteenth) retirement announcement, why start caring about the past now?

This was the first article you’ve ever written that I wholly agree with. Coincidentally it is also the first article you’ve ever written that wasn’t pure fan erotica for Arsenal or Barcelona...

Please take your masturbatory content off the web. The rest of us don’t need to be exposed to this sort of thing.

Honestly though, what does that even mean!?

Have you seen the “correction” that the WSJ put at the bottom of the article:

Seriously? You’re getting all bent out of shape over a thirty year old rock ballad from Bruce? Don’t you have better things to write about? Is this really what Gawker has become?

I wish you hadn’t sold out and started writing about weird passion projects and MMA. You were so much better when you focused purely on soccer. Especially with Hallsey in charge of screamer, you are sorely missed. Also stop doing those stupid pieces.

Just out of curiosity, how is this good news for baseball fans? She literally has never set foot on a real baseball field in her life.

Wait. Have you seen Eyes Wide Shut?

Anyone who’s watched Real over the past couple years has realized that the 24-year-old attacking phenom is the future of the club. He is young, already great, and has the looks and personality to become the figurehead of the team and, if everything goes perfectly, maybe even the sport itself.