My vagina just ran away at the thought of sitting down for the weekly fisting.

Right? You’d be innocently googling fisters when all of a sudden you’re being directed to some *car* show. Like, wtf? This isn’t want I wanted.

I think they tend to be wieners.

Those people are the wurst.

What kind of brat takes all of the free sausage?

As much as I want to visit Australia that’s how I’d probably drive too. It’s a scientific fact that everything in Australia wants to kill humans. The deadliest spiders, the deadliest snakes, deadly jelly fish (box, irukandji, etc.), crocodiles (fresh and salt water), their rivers are loaded with bull sharks, and even…

Trucks like that down here are usually transporting along a regular route. And it seems as though the parked truck knew the other one as he radioed him to check on him. These guys probably run this road every day. That road would be posted at 100 kms per hour. Def not going any faster than that in my opinion.

That’s not the Outback, that’s the bush.

We dont have to worry about Grizzly bares here in Oz, but the Drop Bears are insane!!

Have you not seen any of the Mad Max movies?

My *wife* will not accept an automatic equipped car, and neither should anyone else who gives fuck one about actually driving.

Porsches are magic. I had a neighbor who had a C6 Z06 with over 1,000 hp on nitrous. I took her for a spin in a borrowed 2001 911 Turbo with a little over half that and she came back babbling to her brother about how ridiculously fast it was. As her brother succinctly put it, “that’s because it actually hooks up.”…

Doug, please write more. And make more videos. I seriously had forgotten all about my love for cars -a decade in Manhattan without a car will do that to you - until I started reading your stuff.

I almost bought a two year old Vantage in 2013; ordered a new BoxsterS instead. Same money. I’ve been quite happy with my decision, except when I see an Aston Martin on the road — unless it’s on the side of the road.

I’ve thought about this a lot. I agree completely, but I think that’s because we as car enthusiasts have normalized cars like the Aston.

Probably learned their lesson after the penis.

Well, here in the U.S., you’ll need an entire culture change with respect to personal space. We like driving, *our* cars...Just because Bill is going to the same place I am doesn’t make me want to ride with Bill, because, fuck Bill.

Even the smartest Elon can act stupid when Little Elon’s driving the bus

I, for one, welcome Volvo’s new Chinese overlords if this is what we can come to expect going forward.

But Cummings called driving “one of the most complex domains” there is—even more so than aviation.