I feel like I could sip mimosas sitting on the tailgate watching a sunrise at the beach while my best girl runs her fingers though my mullet.

There isn’t any in Red Bull...stock.

Once upon a time, walking to my car (06 E500) in a parking lot, I realized my side mirrors had been stolen. Not a single scratch to the car, nothing taken from the inside, and the mirrors had been unscrewed and unplugged. Who the fuck steals side mirrors?

A fire truck like this one. It says I have the sort of money to buy a fire truck.

This. So much this. I know there’s plenty of R129 hate, but I think it’s the definitive modern-ish SL and will age a lot better than anything that has come after it.

I think Invisible Touch was the group’s undisputed masterpiece. It’s an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically…

Wrong on so many levels, I’m not even sure where to begin.

Wrong on so many levels, I’m not even sure where to begin.

They moved it up so they could show the massive space for the rear passenger. I love going to dealers who talk about how much space they have in the rear seat...then I’ll go upfront and put the seat back to where I’ll need it to drive, and wouldn’t you know it? That rear leg room seems to have disappeared!

I guess maybe its some ultra-luxury conceit that I don’t get, being ultra-not-rich, but even when these cars were new, I thought the interior color choices looked like something out of a 90's Buick. Leather or not, they look really gauche to my eyes, especially so now.

Further proof that driving a manual isn’t an indication of skill, intelligence, or true automotive appreciation...

Thinking that Trump is a incoherent blowhard isn’t political, he could be running as an Independent or Dem and people still would believe that. No, this is an article about an overvalued, weirdly colored relic of the 80's and the car he is selling.

No no no, see he is the embodiment of greed and is sent unto us by the devil (Diablo) as a sort of temptation to give in to hate and bigotry. It is a test for the bible belt to see if they actually read the fucking book or not.

It’s a tremendous car, the best, many people told him, great people.

1) It’s probably not smooth enough.

You’d be carjacked by aggressive, poisonous spiders.

IT’S AUSTRALIA.

What’s your dealers #?

This. This is why I love this site.

“You will not be able to see his eyes because of the Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can’t find a rape victim.”