Lincoln made powered ones in the ‘80s. Why can’t someone do it now?

Calm down, fanboy.

Never put an ICE engine block in the frunk...

Hey, hey, HEY!  You’re not allowed to post well thought out, well reasoned, comments that are complimentary to Tesla!  This is Jalopnik!

And it will maintain this honor even after dozens of people walk away from Model 3 crashes with head wounds, compound fractures, and loosely hanging viscera, all screaming “I love my Tesla, I’m fine! Greatest car ever!” and refusing a ride in a gas-powered ambulance.

Sure, but you need to have limits.  Remember what happened when Zap Brannigan got hold of one - those poor Browncoats...

Hey, dudes. New plan here: StefCoin.

Except the F-35 program is like the electrician, plumber, and builder not talking to each other and building in stuff or fixing mistakes after the drywall is going up.

You’re technically correct that Corvette is not a brand. But it may as well be. The only place you notice the Chevrolet bow tie is within the Corvette racing flags logo and you almost need a magnifying glass to see it.

I think it’s very 80's CCTV status.

Oh goody. More electronic shit to break and then create gigantic repair bills. Some things aren’t problems and don’t require expensive “solutions”. Wing mirrors are one of those things. 

I’m with Norm, I don’t automatically trust everything women say. Or men for that matter. Or those who don’t identify as either. Or those who identify as both. Or religious people. Or atheists. Anyone really.

I would like all cars to be pretty modular.. I wish I could get a modern car but have it look like an older car, like if you could just put in number of shells over an existing frame. I’m more into how it looks older or retro and still be a modern car underneath. But yes, your idea sounds much more doable and I…

You shut your whore mouth! 

There aren’t enough shooting brakes in the world.

It can’t be hard to find the owner/builder. WE MUST FIND HIM/HER. 

It’s roadway paint and/or taxi yellow.

I am a huge Turbo Coupe fan.  I had a 88 stick that I wish I never sold.  I might pay $13k for an absolutely mint 88.  This hunk of ugly shit, I wouldn’t give a grand.  CP.

I’d love to have me some wind up windows and door locks I turn with a key.

Cars are so expensive these days because the amount of equipment they put in non-luxury cars is idiotic. What happened to the days of basic transportation?