Excuse me sir, one of your hesitater communicators is out.

All car reviews should read like this. Kristen Lee, you have my vote for president of the world.

Don’t yell at me. I’m sensitive.

NICE WORK, STAN. THANKS FOR RUINING THE INTERNET

I’m stunned at how many people have the razor-sharp eyeballs to notice that one three-box sedan can look quite like another from some angles! Please, tell us more!

The Accord is the right answer. Its already “Jesus Approved”!

“claps a little in the privacy of my own home.” That’s OK; we’re not here to judge you. You can say “masturbate.”

The guy in the Mercury Mariner behind them went to trade it in immediately after

Wow!

Hmmm....

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

I don’t know what it is about this new space race that has captivated me so much, but I wept during the launch yesterday. I didn’t become fascinated with space until after college, so I missed that boat for getting involved professionally. But I’m so glad there are people like Elon Musk willing to make the investments…

(And this is coming from a Chevy fan)

“No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to asphyxiate from the lack of breathable air and suffer from ebullism!”

How many krill can it consume in 1 hour?

I am currently working on a blockchain enabled electric mobility self driving flying car drone internet of things avocado powered fuel cell car start-up.

That Self Worth one in the 2CV is useless because one is always at peak self worth when you’re in a 2CV.

Prototype of the upcoming Morgan SUV seen in testing.

True Jalops heat their water on a fire pit and wash their cars outside during winter.

Pineapple.