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crusifer
crusifer

This trailer completely changed my perception of the game. Before I wasn't interested in the slightest, thinking it was a boring rehash of 3D Land for the big screen, now I'm incredibly excited by how it looks. It just looks likes a fucking blast.

I really don't ever see console gamers try to make PC gamers jealous. Pretty sure that's a one-way street.

It's brand new and it's a really really good game. You don't have to click the articles. Soon enough the media will go back to the newest upcoming release. Let GTA V have its spotlight for a while lol.

Sounds like someone doesn't have GTA V.

Gasp! A rape joke in a comic! Alert the internet, we have a scandal on our hands.

I comedian made fun of an audience member you say?

So I can now decide to start cross dressing in public and calling myself a woman and people need to be considerate of my "female gender"? And I can take offense when people look at me funny or don't refer to me as a woman? What is the world coming to?

Believe me when I say that I'm very liberal when it comes to gay rights, however I will never take transgender people seriously. Now if you're still reading hear me out and I'll tell you why. I accept gays because their sexuality is purely theirs. If they like people with the same genitals I can't tell them that

comedians these days make jokes about 9/11, a date in which we lost thousands of lives and changed america forever(even if only the in sense that we now have the patriot act and prism and etc etc) i'd say this isn't even really an issue. it should be let go, just one person being overly dramatic.

The sad thing is that people will still defend this.

Honestly. WTF is this. Is there no boss around in the Kotaku office? Are you all eating pot brownies over there? Is there NOTHING else game-related to discuss?

How can you hold on to all that power if you're not strangling the shit out of it?

Fuck Elvis' hips. They ruined my goddamn life.

Can't we just go back to blaming pin ball machines and Elvis' hips for societies problems?

Yeah but the gameplay is terrible and there's no save feature.

He drained the sweet bone marrow juices out with a syringe, just like a video game.

Some feminists will claim it's something called a "male power fantasy" and that all men want to look that way. In other words, don't generalize us, but we'll feel free to generalize you.

To you, perhaps.