A standard Steve Marinconz let's play:

so wait, it's a program specifically looking for bad gamertags? Like, not just happening across one, but listing them for you to judge?

"We never accept free merchandise"

I don't agree with his viepoints, but they are accurate in context to his religion.

"THIS is still a problem...

uh oh, did Link really just jump down in front of lil' helpless Zelda to fight off the bad guys?!

I love when giant letters are covering the sped-up action on screen.

And nothing of note was lost.

I imagine the set of that movie was the last great Hollywood coke party.

Actually looks pretty good to me. A lack of bloom, post processing, and lens flare is not necessarily a bad thing. Also, is this coming out for WiiU?

just wait nintendo! I'm getting a wiiU in november, you're lookin awfully pretty to me!

so does my wife, and they move when she walks because she has a slightly above average size; doesn't take away from her character or personality, however.

well, sure, but breakfast gravy is not brown!

so are mustaches, shaved legs, sideburns, and waxed eyebrows, but that doesn't make any one conclusive to the other.

Oh, you mean they DIDN'T increase the size of Chris in RE5? That, try as hard as you like, breasts =/= penis?

yet you keep making this point on how Lightning's breasts jiggle... yet they haven't shown a single clip of this even happening. Who's the real prick here?

you are absolutely right. These absolutely normal sized breasts have no exuberant jiggle at all.

yeah... but what about biscuits and gravy??? You can't put sausage gravy on scones... can you?

I find that math to be ludicrous. I make just above 30,000 a year. I won't even have broke a lifetime earning of 1 million in 30 freakin years. To say it will cost me over a million to raise my son until 18 is presumptuous, and most of all, unrealistically ludicrous.

1 million? lol