Jesus....I kind of hope it’s not voting related. I’m supposed to help the county collect voting machines tonight and I’m genuinely getting scared.

I would say it depends on which gear you buy. If you get the “World Champion Cubs” in big gaudy letters cap, that has a one year shelf life. If you get the regular Cubs hat with the little World Series patch on the side (like the ones the players wore during the games), you can wear that cap until the visor falls off…

Are you my brother!? I STILL hear about the time he had to cut it with a butter knife...

Jesusly descriptive at least. Prophetic at best:

Right word, but you have to shake your head sadly while muttering it under your breath.

I like the cut of your jib, Taco. Good to know some on the right are principled and unwilling to sell their soul and shit on their dignity for this 12-layers-of-spraytan-having wannabe Putin.

Watching Lindsey Graham on the Daily Show with Trevor Noah was pretty great. He kept trying to say positive things about Cruz and Trump but couldn’t get the words out without laughing. Pretty sure it ended with Graham telling Noah to escape the country if Trump won.

Souls can be eaten too?

Came down to say this before I read the article!

The 2016 election is what a Mel Brooks movie would look like in a universe without laughter.

To be fair, the Broncos championship gear was boring as shit. 90% of what I saw was just bland gray and could have been for anything .

Yeah...hang that shit and let it be free.

I vote for Christie’s takedown of Rubio.

Show of hands; who’s already drunk?

I still wear my Detroit Lions 2008 Pre-Season Champs shirt on the regular. It’s timeless!

I’d say it depends - I’m a Saints fan, and fully aware that the Super bowl will still be the best sports memory I’ve ever had until my dying day, and quite possibly the only Champioship any of my tems have. So I’m wearing that shirt for life.

COUNT THE RINGS, BITCH

I say you can wear the gear until the playoffs for the following season start. If your team is in, continue wearing. If your team is out, get that shit off, because no one cares about last year’s champion. Besides, if you’re a fan of the former champ, seeing your team miss the playoffs is depressing as hell. …

What you’re looking for is illegal contact, which cannot be called when the QB is out of the pocket and running with the ball. The play is perfectly legal and happens 20 times a game by both teams (you just can’t usually see it since they don’t show down the field unless the ball is thrown).

My very not hot take: If you wear it because it brings back good memories, do as you please. If you wear it as an excuse to be an arrogant prick, never.