Same. Look on the bright side, though. You’ll never have to host Thanksgiving.

Because that’s perfectly legal. On a scramble you can plaster the receivers.

I’m sorry, unless your family is as despicable as the Trump’s in which case; Good work!

That’s a blessing- would you rather be Beavis, Butthead, hotter MacKenzie Philips, or the little special one? Tiffany’s going to be okay.

That was the exact moment I turned it off. The cliche thing is to say the refs are out to get you, but that’s not really true- they’re just so bafflingly incompetent that there’s no way to play a real football game without their deciding it anymore. Sunday night and last night were excellent examples.

I don’t know how they didn’t get the ball on that fumble. Initially they had it, but the officials just changed their minds I guess. Weird sequence.

Also, on the final sequence of the game:

I’m fascinated as to how you think the Broncos were screwed last night - unless I’m misreading what you are saying, and in that case, as you were

As a life long bills fan, I thought I had seen us screwed in every manner possible. That was dog shit.

That’s like.. exactly why.

The dude is a player.

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Yeah man Ashley is my new favorite part of Deadspin. I hope they get her on Media Row for the Super Bowl. That would make for some entertaining articles.

Thats deep, son.

I just lost it at my desk, so thanks for that.

Nah I’m pretty liberal and poor and the letter is fine. It’s masturbatory and smug but welcome to corporate America.

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He seems to have the same vertical as I do. Why would you try to block a dunk if you can’t even grab rim.