They aren’t but it’s the goal of any fight, by any animal in practically any situation.

The spread was -96.5. He had money on the game.

They want to make sure it’s done fairly. They don’t want another Drago/Creed fiasco.

I didn’t know people were beating each other to death in the UFC...Link?

Exactly. That was my thought too, at this point in time, why even bother?

Woah. Please stop grouping all left leaning folk together. I agree with everything else though. Half-way through this pathetic excuse for journalism (I know it’s Gawker, what was I expecting) I began ignoring Hamilton’s edits and just read it. It sounds like any other pointless letter from a CEO with wording approved…

Exactly! And I’m left-leaning as can be.

Oh, man, that s u c k s...

Hey, I’m not Hamilton Nolan. Nor am I part of some monolithic left that seems to loom so large in your mind. You said something dumb that implies Starbucks employees are literally being paid by this guy (as though he is Starbucks and all its wealth and income) and I made fun of it. That’s all, you can save the rest…

Rub corn on your genitals. A good Kansas woman has the olfactory nerve of a badger, and the smell of a fresh cob will attract all but the choosiest in any village. 

If you get laid right, the browns win will be simultaneous.

I wonder if we know each other... are you 5'3"-6'7", 110-410 lbs?

Roofie the old man.

No.

Brother, if you’re not from there, you have excellent chances. Small-town girls go bonkers for anyone they haven’t seen their entire lives.

I’m no hunter, but why the fuck would you need six weeks? If it’s only 14 feet, you should be able to see everything pretty quick.

What part of Kansas? If you are within an hour of Manhattan, my money is on you.

If you read just the first two sentences of that comment........well, I’ll just leave it at that

I didn’t mention the shoulder pads for two reasons.

Let’s breakdown this fan for a minute.