Yep exactly. Bland, boilerplate corporate morale crap is SUPER problematic for some reason. I like ignoring useless things but hey, clearly some people enjoy the butthurt.

I believe in you.

I agree that this guy is a dick. And this letter is patronizing bull crap. But can we stop pretending that a real alternative is for rich people to give up all of their money?

Throw interceptions instead of punting from the regular formation. 

I needed this laugh.

I’m a Ravens fan and I had to double-check the uniforms when I saw that kick. I felt sure that Baltimore must be playing Cleveland.

How did they extract it from his anus?...tiny fingers I suppose...

His post-failure rants are going to be delicious.

EXACTLY!

“I am sorry, the word we were looking for was Naggers....Naggers.”

This scene immediately came to mind. “You really knocked the crap out of that one.”

THEY YANKED THE BABY ACCOUNT FROM THE WOMB HIS TINY HANDS

They were probably sleeping through his campaign anyway and finally woke up to see the horror.

Two days and a wake up

He will rise again with a flurry of Losers and Sad!

This is LITERALLY Trump’s only pitch to “the blacks.”

Why not? Nothing else is fucking working.

90% of what announcers say is so useless. Last year there was a Texas game where there were issues with the announcers’ mics, so there was no commentary for the first 10 minutes, it was actually great. I just want them to come in when something weird happens.

I didn’t claim you were hiding being a republican. Interesting that you equate the two. In any case, pro tip: You and the rest of your treasonous confederate asses lost the war.

I plan to live forever and so far my plan is working flawlessly.