Even though there was a metric shit ton of Michigan hype heading into the season, who would have possibly predicted their win over Colorado would look so good. It’s bizarre.

I have degrees from both Washington and Colorado. What the fuck am I going to do if they play in the Pac-12 Championship game?

Speaking of shit, I remember you said you were a Republican, but I can’t remember if you said you were voting for Donald Trump.

Cock-a-doodie-doo-doo

If you have more A’s on your truck than grades, you might be a Bama fan

I don’t know own if here has ever been to review to determine which team scored a touchdown.

Feel free. None of us will give a shit.

To be honest, I also don’t care about Trump’s consensual affairs. We’d probably have to get rid of 99% of all politicians if we gave a shit about consensual affairs, particularly when the participants are smart enough to keep it all under wraps (unlike tweein’ Weiner).

What the fuck. I didn’t hear a single “WORLDSTAAAAAARRRRRR” during that entire video.

To be fair, I reacted in a similar manner when I came home to my wife fucking some penguin.

No, I’m pretty sure you can’t just go fuck the team or their fans with or without our permission.

I halfway expected to see Sidney Crosby had gotten another concussion and returned to the ice to find someone had cucked his starting spot.

I don’t pretend to know the whole story here, but what a bitch.

I saw a similar scene at a fancy dwarf wedding with an open bar.

As someone who likes the Cubs, yeah, you’re good now. The official festivities are done, and any more stories about the win are basically in “milking it” territory at this point.

I’m not looking forward to getting on the blue line. There are so many drunk, unemployable morons roaming the streets by my office right now.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Lifelong Cubs fan here who moved to NYC from Chicago a couple years back. My response to every friend who texted me “you gotta fly in for the parade!!” was: “No thanks, I hate Cubs fans.”

I am a lifelong cubs fan.after my metra ride in today I fucking hate cubs fans...I should have called in sick, the trip home is going ot suck. Some drunken idiot is probably going to puke on me.

No, we’re used to it...it felt familiar. We’ve had 108 years of practice. More like I wonder how many Cubs fans immediately flashed back to Bartman and the Florida Marlins after the tying home run in the eighth.