It really is that simple. I was young in the industry at the time, it was an industry that depends on relationship building as we need distributors push our product to the end user. This meant a fair amount of travel and a whole bunch of nights out.

I was going to agree with you until you felt the need to hyphenate “asshole.”

I was on a business trip and had a woman who was our customer of sorts take a poop in the street

“Leave me out of this.”

I had a housemate who was on shrooms and I was babysitting him because I had somewhere to be that night and he thought that it was all a dream and so he hand-swiped his giant 1996-era monitor off his desk.

That statement should be on a billboard over his face

*takes deep breath*

Florida DJ + UPenn = confusion

To be fair. I’d probably be a crazy bed peeing alcoholic too if that orange freak was my father.

I agree with your first point. As to your second point, we’ll have to judge that the first time it happens.

I still hate the Cubs but you earned this Cubs fans. In every way.

Sounds awesome! Love murder mysteries myself. If you need some random shithead reading and reviewing them, this random shithead is happy to help!

Crunch-tacos, sign me up for pre sale copies, but I request autographs due to deadspin discounts before they advertise it on Amazon for a slight commission !

Pursuing this case is soap petty.

What was the total amount in arrears?

Theyre being showered with litigation.

But let’s not forget the real victims, the fans of Penn State athletics

wonder waddle happen to him

I was screaming at Joe Maddon through my television. “THAT’S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU THROW THAT GUY (Chapman) THREE GAMES IN A ROW! MOTHERFUCKER!”

Well *someone* wasn’t Heard yelling, “Ducks!”