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I knew you commented way too much on this site to actually have a job

This is brutal and hilarious.

As a Red Sox fan who lived through the 1986 World Series, I really felt for Cubs fans in the bottom of the 8th inning, it brought me back the trauma of the 1986 Game 6 of the World Series.. I was also pretty pissed at Madden for using Chapman in Game 6 with a five run lead. I think there were also problems with…

Why do I suspect that flag will fly all winter and up until opening day?

Correction: Everyone already hated Cubs fans openly.

My family was all in on the Cubs last night. Today we’re Dodgers again.

Hands over eyes, holding back tears. I really hate that a child’s game makes me have so much feels. And I’m glad that I’ll probably never have to do it again .

I’m sitting here a few hundred miles south, thinking “I’m glad I don’t have to commute into downtown Chicago for the next couple of days”.

I get aroused at the thought of the inevitable Cubs backlash. It’s going to be spectacular.

That happens to everyone though

I think the rule is, fans get until the parade and then it’s open season on those assholes.

This one time, there was a huge possum sitting on my backyard fence, and I side-armed a tennis ball right at it and knocked it off. Pretty sure I had that same goofy grin on my face. That was my World Series.

Zero because it was in the eighth.

There’s no way I’m going to a Brewers-Cubs game at Miller next year. Cubs fans are going to be *so* insufferable.

Fuck the Cubs and Cubs fans so hard. With that said huge congrats.

You’re the MelMack Daddy.

Isn’t there a Reddit universe dedicated to tales of people racing to the toilet after consuming Haribo gummies? Or is it only the low-calorie ones that spawned all those awful stories?

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Haha I sorta agree. I had a friend who used to do this for road-side parking downtown where I live. He got paid $30 an hour, got insane health coverage (since it’s a gov. job) and was given a vehicle. He just drove around all day really slowly, so that the automated scanner could scan the licence plates and see who…