I was wondering who’d make the first “pint” joke, I’m not disappointed at all.

It it possible, just POSSIBLE mind you, that perhaps YOU are the dick?

Did you get to rip up any parking tickets in anyone’s face? I hear that’s what badasses do ha ha ha.

Knock over my lawn gnome ONE MORE TIME and we’re fighting, asshole.

The Bulls ruined Rose and Noah, well specifically Thibs. His overuse of these two fundamentally broke them as players.

I had an eight-pint win last night. Then I got yelled at by strangers about my parking skills.

Way late to this discussion but, since you asked, I wrote parking tickets at my university when I was a student. It wasn’t the only part of my job, which was, perhaps generously, titled “Public Safety Officer,” but it was a big part of it since, as you’ve pointed out, it made money. I knew that what I did didn’t…

Being in the parking ticket writing business, I can tell you that if you’re cool with me, you will probably get off with a warning. If you reek of dickness (and you most certainly do) I will absolutely cite you long and hard and with no lube. Show some humility and I’ll show you some back.

Free Taco today from 2 to 6pm. I must devour you at no cost.

Why do you have a (usually bad) take on Every. Damn. Thing.?

Yeah, I have a feeling Kubler’s going to get hit pretty hard or at least semi-hard tomorrow. It’s not just the wear on his arm but that the Cubs will have seen him three times this series

I could see Hendricks going 7 innings tomorrow and not allowing a run. He dominated in game 6 of the NLCS. Has only allowed 1 run in his last 3 starts on a wind-aided Adrian Gonzalez HR.

Unless your name is Bumgarner, Madison.

Fuck this entire program and school.

Maybe it’s the vibe you give off.

I remember getting to my car in Pasadena with a minute left on the meter but seeing the parking attendant waiting in her car for the time to expire. I drove off cackling.

Wow. And you’re a Republican, too?

Have you ever tried to park at a college campus you doofus?

Yeah, it’s almost as if parking spots in college areas is scarce or something.

They do this at UT in Austin. I pulled a Joe Mixon when it happened. Still haven’t paid and never will.