Also, assuming this happened on campus, college parking enforcement is universally like the Gestapo and is a massive source of revenue, often with bullshit practices like issuing more passes than actual available spaces. I know when I went to Virginia Tech, they were hauling in $2.1 million per year in ticket revenue.

I’ve never wanted to punch a garbage man in the face for doing his job.

Better a baseketball team than the molten dumpster fire that is the nuggets

How dare you compare garbage men to those dickbags. Garbage men are heroes. These guys are assholes.

Have you considered parking legally?

Do you think garbagemen want to pick up garbage?

Two of everything, except points.

In theory. I’m reality, though, James Dolan.

Joakim Noah displays the rare talent of playing basketball less well than a person with neither elbows nor knees.

Because when you draft THE stretch 5, you really should commit free cap space to a center with no offensive skills, and that would’ve played for the Knicks for the league minimum.

I will but I’m from Houston (though not much a fan of the Texans). He is the best player in the history of the franchise and it’s not close. As far as I’m concerned, he’s the second best receiver of his era, behind only Moss who was just an alien-like freak. He played his entire career without so much as a replacement…

Loved “Napolean Dynamite” while also completely understanding why the majority of my friends hated it. Loved “Freddy Got Fingered” while understanding while watching it that it was a god awful, terrible movie. But I’m a huge MST3K fan, so my tolerance for bad movies is VERY high.

There’s hundreds of thousands more of those stories, and most of the time when black folks open up and tell them, white racism deniers look for an escape clause, eager to silence, shame and vilify. I’m white, so I can’t imagine what it must be like to be targeted like that. I also can’t imagine how difficult it must…

Actually, they are. I love when people tell me something that I think is funny isn’t funny because then I can do two of my favorite things: 1) still laugh at that thing, and 2) tell that jamoke to fuck off. It’s the best!

My fiancé is learning first hand just that fact. I’m black, and she’s white, but she’s noticed very subtle things people do. More so, how people treat me alone, then when she saddles up alongside me and when they finally two and two together, then they change their demeanor.

Also, such piping hot freshness of pop culture hot take.

Oh man. I should note that I did wander in an Urban Outfitters store recently and exact knockoffs of Hoyle-esque haberdashery is what qualifies as “high style” there. Dad hats and obnoxiously billowy t-shirts.

“ in my T-macs and American flag headband.”

Wes Anderson rip off.

Are women just sluttier in Buffalo? I need to move there.