You shouldn’t associate with those people.

Have people been trying to sell you on Freddy Got Fingered?

I disagree with you a lot, and I disagree with violence a lot; but can’t find fault with you here.

Normally, I would say no ‘cause violence isn’t going fix this. But in this situation, It’s the only thing that would make me feel better. MacDonald has just caused a young black autistic kid’s dreams to go dim, and they might not ever shine again. Violence torwards MacDonald will not make Coleman feel better...but it…

I’m pretty sure almost every regular Deadspin visitor would prefer Anal Slutz Vol 8.

Concur.

Napoleon Dynamite would be a lot better regarded if it didn’t become such a pop culture phenomenon.

Cross country produces some of the harrier situations in sports.

This is a depressing as fuck and also confusing.

The sign of a great comedy movie is that there is a section of the population that doesn’t get it.

The first time I watched Napoleon Dynamite was at a friend’s house and I remember feeling depressed afterward.

However, it’s the same friend who made us watch Requiem for a Dream — nowhere near as depressed as I was leaving that night.

That’s like lumping “The Notebook” and “Anal Slutz Vol 8" together under “Romances.”

One of the things that I always liked about him was that he was smart. He wasn’t the greatest defender but definitely made up for it by knowing where the play was going and positioning himself in the right place. He also had a pretty decent pick and roll defense.

The issue in Denver is more-complex than you think. Ted Sundquist, who drafted Cutler when he was in Denver, explains it in a piece he wrote last year. To summarize: Denver was also unstable, with Mike Shanahan being replaced by Josh Daniels* (who, like Shanahan initially), didn’t want Cutler around. Cutler wanted to…

I owned two college basketball jerseys in my time...

Anyone with a brain would take Smith over Cutler. At the same time, let’s remember that Smith, talented as he is and smart at the position as he is (something Cutler, a persistent Stabler-like gambler, lacks), has also benefited lately from working with Jim Harbaugh and Andy Reid, both of which are fine coaches.…

Yeah, Cutler has had such outstanding o-lines to play behind. The Bears have had a lot more issues than Cutler. Alex Smith dies nothing but dump balls off to his running backs and sometimes his tight end. Might as well trade all your wide receivers unless they all run 10 yard routes.

Makes sense for them to align with an organization that has difficulty handling a Sale.

It’s in the fact that he is good when he wants to be, but the second he hits a few bumps in the road, he completely melts down. If you watch him enough, you can tell the exact moment he gives up. No matter how bad the rest of his team is, people get frustrated when a guy making 16 million dollars a years says, “Fuck…

Woodson, more than any other corner, has taken Cutler’s lunch money over the years. See this quote from 2012, after a game in which the Packers picked him off 4 times: